he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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