come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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