A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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