Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
Slut skills are useful in every country.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Dating After Heartbreak
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?