I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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