Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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