Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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