It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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