Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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