When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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