hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
