How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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