great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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