3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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