Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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