I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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