this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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