break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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