I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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