Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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