So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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