We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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