did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
she smelled like a LAN party
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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