she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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