This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
