glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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