im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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