is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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