I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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