around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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