all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I just want to make out with him forever
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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