"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We left the knife in your bed.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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