Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
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My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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