belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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