"it" just moved
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
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I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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