is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
he fucked my hip out of place.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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