Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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