have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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