your thong is hanging out like whoa
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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