I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
dude. I can hear the air.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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