Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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