Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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