if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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