Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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