im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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