Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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