remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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