I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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