May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Randomize
