You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
