So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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