Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
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if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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