For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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