i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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