do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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