Non-Jews are for practice
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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