Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
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Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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