Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
only if we run a train.
done.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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