K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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