I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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