do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
We left the knife in your bed.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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