i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
